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hello yes i would like to marry Ezio Auditore pls.

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Make me choose:
↳  asked: Ezio or Altair

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tictir:

Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life - 4K! by devinsupertramp

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thatinfamousbitch:

joshverdi:

ravynfuckingfrost:

littlelotte-xo:

faunagrey:

g4bimo:

m0rphlne:

faunagrey:

~*girly $tuff*~

WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT HERE

STOP WHITE PEOPLE NOW THATS PERIOD BLOOD OMFG.

lol apparently like 20 GIRLS who have reblogged this have never had sex while on their periods and also think that period blood is shameful.

Still in love with this girl and this photo especially.

Ppl who are afraid of “period blood” are weak.

lick the blood, draw happy faces on each other with it

^

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triplash:

kaelor:

dumblrfeminist:

seriouslyamerica:

BOOM

Truth. 

Real talk is flowing from his mouth like a damn fountain.

sick sick sick burns

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#OMG I HAD NO IDEA PARRISH WAS SUPERNATURAL #said no one ever

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A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her. —

Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

This is so fucking awesome

(via dreckshure)

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herowantedme:

S4 E16 A - He doesn’t recognize his name in standard English.

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sterlingsea:

thegfe:

hidden-ustulations:

sheepoflunacy:

reallifekink:

BEHOLD:
Fake “dom” VERSES trained empowered sub.
Know the difference!
Thanks to LH for allowing Me to post this. 
😘
D.

THIS IS IMPORTANT

True. Everyone needs to take note, just because you identify as a submissive, doesn’t mean that you have to follow through on everything. Stick up for yourself. If something doesn’t seem right, it probably isn’t.

This is like every guy on collarme

This makes me want to kick things. People. Fake doms in the junk.

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xohaleynichole:

thecapitalbey:

fuckyesbeyonce:

INTRO:

"She turned Michelle and Kelly’s mic down at the Superbowl"

"If she do that Uh-Oh dance ONE more time!"

"She’s no ballerina. Why’s she always wearin’ those tired leotards"

"I know she’ bald headed, that’s why she always wears them damn weaves"

"I know she’ apart of that Illuminati shit"

"I mean seriously, red toilet paper?"

"She is not a diva. And she is not a king"

"Okay, she know’ she’ lyin’. She was never pregnant with that baby". 

BEYONCÉ THE QUEEN OF GIVING SHADE TO HATERS!!

 

The only person on record to ever use hate towards them as shade towards others. Like how does anybody even do that?

Loveeee my baby.

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Title: Sex On Fire (Cover)

Artist: Beyoncé

Played: 28143 times
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palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

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leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

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Mother is God in the eyes of a child.

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